The Body of Christ is Female!

Frieda Fruitcake writes: Wonderful news my dear singleness-gifted sisters and last remaining brother!
I am so excited to share with you the news that soon we will all be blessed with the holy gift of singleness!
If the exodus of men from the UK church continues at the current rate, then the statistical projection by Christian Vision for Men (a sinful movement whose unimaginable aim is to actually increase the number of men in our churches!) is that by 2030 there will be zero men left in the UK church!
That's a big, fat, lovely, ZERO Christian men!
Isn't that simply fabulous, ladies?
No fear of being robbed of our precious gift of singleness then!
How truly blessed we are that it is apparently God's will that no more men will join the Body of Christ, thereby putting an end to horrid Christian marriages and ghastly godly children!
Our Heavenly Father is so good to bless us with singleness in this way -- and in such rapidly increasing numbers as well!
Who would have guessed that God's command to almost all of us to go forth and multiply would come to such an abrupt end at the beginning of the 21st Century? (And not before time too, quite frankly! All that nasty, messy, procreation business...Urgh! Even Frieda Fruitcake could have told the Lord that idea wouldn't last!)
But let's be on our guard, girls! There are murmurings in dark quarters that Christian women should now look outside of church circles in order to find husbands that believe in God.
Over my barren body, I declare!
Praise be to God, whose will it is that the Body of Christ will soon be a fighting army of girls!