Something for the boys!

Frieda Fruitcake writes: Don't say us Gift of Singleness ladies don't think of your needs too, gentlemen! I would like to encourage you all to join the Dull Men's Club - a safe place in cyberspace where "Dull Men can share thoughts and experiences, free from pressures to be in and trendy, free instead to enjoy the simple, ordinary things of everyday life."
These men enjoy sharing about their little hobbies, which may include extreme list-making, binge flossing, watching batteries charge and deleting exclamation marks from documents and emails (billed as "a new form of safe excitement"). Such harmless pastimes should be encouraged to give men something to do whilst we are busy at our ladies-only book clubs and knitting circles.
And to think God said it wasn't good for man to be alone!
I can only imagine battery chargers simply weren't invented then.