The 11th Commandment: Do Not Make An Idol Out Of Marriage!
Thou shalt not maketh an idol out of marriage.
Frieda Fruitcake writes: This New Commandment applies only to women, and was added in the late 20th/early 21st Century. Prior to this time, it wasn't necessary for the Lord to reveal this previously hidden Commandment, as marriage used to be viewed as a natural progression in becoming a mature adult.
However, since the revelation of a "gift of singleness" in the beginning of this period, it became increasingly necessary for the Lord to clarify that his command to be fruitful and multiply had ceased, and that He required Christian women in huge numbers to sacrifice their desires to be a wife and mother, for some reason which is currently unfathomable. Praise the Lord!
Hence the temptation arose for these women to "make an idol" out of these God-given natural desires, and hence the requirement to introduce this new 11th Commandment.
Blessed be the name of the Lord!
Frieda Fruitcake writes: This New Commandment applies only to women, and was added in the late 20th/early 21st Century. Prior to this time, it wasn't necessary for the Lord to reveal this previously hidden Commandment, as marriage used to be viewed as a natural progression in becoming a mature adult.
However, since the revelation of a "gift of singleness" in the beginning of this period, it became increasingly necessary for the Lord to clarify that his command to be fruitful and multiply had ceased, and that He required Christian women in huge numbers to sacrifice their desires to be a wife and mother, for some reason which is currently unfathomable. Praise the Lord!
Hence the temptation arose for these women to "make an idol" out of these God-given natural desires, and hence the requirement to introduce this new 11th Commandment.
Blessed be the name of the Lord!
posted by Captain Sensible at 10:02 AM
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