Christian "Valentine Party" Shock!

Frieda Fruitcake writes: Is there no end to the debauchery of these people? "London Christians" they call themselves. Christians indeed! As if Christians are not happy and content being celibate singles for their entire lives! First there was the (gag!) Debbie Maken talk; the trauma of which I have yet to recover from, and cannot bring myself to even think about right now! And now this! A "Valentine's Party" if you will!
It seems their depravity will not cease until just about every last one of us have been cruelly robbed of our precious and most holy Gift of Singleness!
Something must be done!