Question: When Is A Gift Not A Gift?

Answer: When it's referring to the imaginary "gift" of singleness, or the supposed "gift" to the British people of the release of the 15 Royal Navy captives, that the Iranian government had no right to hold in the first place.
Now our church leaders and President Ahmadinejad have something in common at least.
They are as deluded as each other as to what constitutes a genuine gift.