Rejoice! Our Husband God Has Fathered Yet Another Women's Ministry!

Frieda Fruitcake writes: Joy fills my soul this blessed morning, as news reaches me of yet another women's ministry that God has clearly placed on the heart of a local sister!
Centred around the "Power of a Praying Woman" book, our dear sister in Christ (who is herself married with two children, but we must forgive one another's sins, no matter how heinous), is eagerly rounding up The Girls so that we can sit around reading books and talking to each other about our feelings.
Just what the church needs more of at the moment!
Meanwhile, of course, the few men we haven't managed to get rid of -- yet! -- can do whatever God has placed on their hearts.
Not quite sure what that is, but frankly, I don't much care, so long as it doesn't result in bringing any nasty testosterone into the church! (As if!)
Praise God for turning THE CHRISTIAN FAITH into a glorified book club, run by women, for women!
Hallelujah!