Urgent Call For A National Day Of Face Painting!
Frieda Fruitcake writes: The Captain tells me that Osama Bin Laden's deputy has threatened to retaliate against Britain for giving a knighthood to novelist Salman Rushdie. (See news item here)
I feel that the Lord has placed a burden on my heart to respond to this threat by calling for a National Day of Face Painting by the church.
Let us stand firm then with the strings of an apron tied firmly around our waist!
With the breastplate of Kleenex paper towels safely in place!
And with our feet fitted with the readiness that comes from a pair of sensible flat shoes that we can run around in!
In addition to all this, take up the shield of a nice supportive (and, crucially, underwired) brassiere, with which we can withstand all the paper darts of the little darlings!
Take the helmet of an entire can of hairspray and the sword of the paintbrush!
With this in mind, be alert and always keep on organising events and ministries for women and children!
I feel that the Lord has placed a burden on my heart to respond to this threat by calling for a National Day of Face Painting by the church.
Let us stand firm then with the strings of an apron tied firmly around our waist!
With the breastplate of Kleenex paper towels safely in place!
And with our feet fitted with the readiness that comes from a pair of sensible flat shoes that we can run around in!
In addition to all this, take up the shield of a nice supportive (and, crucially, underwired) brassiere, with which we can withstand all the paper darts of the little darlings!
Take the helmet of an entire can of hairspray and the sword of the paintbrush!
With this in mind, be alert and always keep on organising events and ministries for women and children!
posted by Captain Sensible at 3:24 PM
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